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Author: Admin | 2025-04-28
Grace.”My kobold bard only plays the hits, which are mostly just clanging sounds, and maybe the occasional squeak, but with a lot of enthusiasm.My kobold rogue’s stealth is so bad, he once tried to hide behind a single copper piece, it was a real *scale*-down of his usual attempts.Why did the kobold get kicked out of the magic shop? He kept asking, “Is this shiny? Can I have this shiny? What about this shiny, and this?”I asked the kobold what his favorite type of music was. He just replied, “Anything with a good *clang* and a lot of shiny percussion, and maybe a few squeaks for good measure.”What’s a kobold’s favorite type of shoe? Anything with good *traction*, and maybe a little bit of extra padding for all the running away.A kobold walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender asks “What’ll it be, scale-y?” The kobold replies “Anything shiny, but make it a double, I’ve had a really *scale*-y day”.Why was the Kobold so bad at archery? He had terrible aim, always hitting the ‘scale-board’ instead of the target, and blaming it on the wind.My kobold character’s favorite magic is anything that makes things shiny, it’s a real *gleam*-maker, and he always tries to steal some of the effects.My kobold wizard’s spellbook is filled with nonsensical scribbles and glitter; it’s a real *scale*-tastic mess, and also impossible to read for anyone but him.I asked the kobold about his dreams, he just smiled and said, “Shiny things, always
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